Talking About Nothing Important at ALL

I HAVE A THEORYY YAYYY ok so we know that Irkens heavily rely on their paks, right? in the unfinished episode 10 Minutes to Doom Zim almost dies without it and in the comics its revealed that the pak can connect to ANYTHING and become the invader who owns the pak. so knowing this obviously the Irkens are the paks themselves and not the host body BUT WAITTT if they are the pak and the body is just a tool then WHYYY do the smeets talk??? they dont have their Irken "brain" yet. Speaking of brains, in the episode Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy, Zims brain gets replaced with a piggy... but if the Pak acts as a brain why would he need one in the host body?? wouldnt they engineer a proper host that doesnt need both the Pak and the brain?? So heres my theory, the Irken host body is a separate species from the Irkens! They took them, cloned them, and used their bodies to colonize other planets. I HAVE EVIDENCE STICK WITH ME HERE!! Looking at Irkens you can tell their sex by their antennae! Just look at Tak! Shes got curly antennae COOL!!! but why would they need separate genders if they don't reproduce, clearly there was a time before the cloning and I believe it was before the paks ever existed, or at least before the paks used them as their hosts. In Parent Teacher Night when we see Zim as a smeet his first words are "I love you, cold unfeeling robot arm." and in the unfinished episode The Trial, they also show smeet Zim after he is given his Irken personality and he immediately pushes another smeet out of the way. This could just be his defectivness or it could be the Pak completely removing any love for anything other than war and colonization!

This part has less proof and it's more of a head canon but bare with me here, I think the original Irkens(inhabitants of Irk) are a species called Smeets(Irkens dont seem to use the word baby despite knowing the word and seeing as Zim loves to call people babies its funny he never uses it for Irkens) and the Paks(a species of robotic parasites) invaded the planet and forcfully took over and used the Irkens as their hosts and made Irk their new home. After that they started making new Smeets by cloning them and eventually selective cloning to make them all short, then have the rare tall ones be in charge. The smeets themselves become "dead" so that the Paks can control them fully which is why they die so quickly when separated from the Pak.

Some stuff inspired by this theory: Au where Zims Pak isn't just defective but instead it just never fully took over the Smeet body so he acts very violent towards other Irkens because he hates the Paks. Every success was against the Irken armada because his smeet had enough consiousness to his him the intelligence to do so.. cause hes really stupid doing literally anything else. ok bye

Do irkens have Birthdays? and if they do how would they celebrate?

ME when its my test tube hatching day and no one showed up for my someone random explodes party so im the only one there and it's not random anymore

Since I've been rewatching Invader Zim I've been noticing a lot more about it, like how good the background music is! great stuff I wish I could listen to it all day lol! Also its hard to notice when Zim's always near human children but he is SO VERY TINY, so cute! Another thing is that Dib's father calls Zim, Dib's "foreign friend" Cuz yknow, Dib keeps calling him an alien. This could mean his father thinks he's just weird or he's secretly agreeing with Dib IDK isn't there a Film Theory video on Dib's father being an alien also and dibs like a clone bleh something like that. Honestly looking at how Zim acts in school (if I didn't know he was an alien) I would just think he's a weird kid, maybe he's got like undiagnosed autism or something I wouldn't even question it.. well maybe I'd worry about the skin skin and lack of ears but that's none of my buisness.

I don't know where I was going with all that, ok bye.

I remember once reading like a comic or something related to Invader Zim and they made fun of him for wearing a dress but like I never even noticed that, I just thought he liked long shirts like me lol. I think when it comes to fiction species like aliens you can really mix up the norms a whole lot and most of the time its unnoticed, like do you think in a world where aliens and other inteligigent life exist would humans be the only one with gender norms? Imagine explaining that to an alien

Aw look at her cute little blue dress! Isn't she so uniqe and different from all the other little girls

What's the difference? they are also wearing cute little dresses.

She's wearing blue! blue is a boy colour!

.. your son is not blue though, is he okay?

Ok i was going to write this whole thing about the alien thinking the mother was refering to a biological difference rather than a social norm but i got bored so you just get that short one there. idk look at Zim he's so cute! that is my son!!!! my little guyyyy!!!! o o o o Tiny

Oh yeah I forgot this was about a joke about Zim wearing a dress.. uh.. pff yeah sure, they probably don't call it a dress though